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Richard Bell’s Wild West Yorkshire nature diary, Friday, 6th November 2009
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SADLY I’ve got a couple of funerals coming up next week. One is of the mum of an old friend. During her terminal illness she wrote some notes to him including the memo:
‘And at the funeral, make sure you wear your black shoes.’
My dad, a sergeant (or was it sergeant major?) during his wartime service, always instilled in me the importance of shiny shoes. It’s probably due to this that I invariably wear trainers or lightweight hiking boots that can’t be polished. While I admit cleaning shoes is therapeutic, I have plenty of other therapeutic activities such as writing, walking and drawing that I much prefer when I’ve got a couple of hours to spare.
My dad used to like to have a Saturday morning session shining up his various pairs of black, tan and light tan shoes. He then arranged them in a row with shoes trees (to keep the leather stretched) inside them. In my teenage years, he passed on the task of shoe cleaner to me but when I forgot to do it I remember getting into serious trouble.
One Monday morning, angry at finding himself without shiny shoes, he made feel truly ashamed of my omission by postulating a scenario of his arrival at Grimethorpe Colliery that morning:
“If there are a couple of miners walking past the office when I arrive they’ll say
to each other; ‘Bloody Area Chief Accountant -
The man collecting for the poppy appeal in the Yorkshire Mill was wearing a World
War I captain’s uniform. He had a military background and -
He’s so convincing in a military costume that he regularly gets saluted by servicemen. At one film shoot he overheard a man saying:
‘No, you can tell he’s not one of the extras; he’s the real thing.’
My dad used to say that a spell in the guards would do me a lot of good. Perhaps I’d have developed a more confident and upright posture. And shinier shoes.
‘To well comb the hair, to well brush the shoe,
And pay every debt when it falls due.’
Robert Graves, Lollocks
At the Yorkshire Mill this morning I liked the first black jacket I tried on. But I didn’t look at home in it!
I went for this Stone Bay jacket. OK, it’s not ideal for a funeral but it’s better than the anorak I use when I’m out drawing or walking. And hopefully I won’t be going to too many funerals.
And how could I resist this drab sweat shirt with the denim collar.